Wednesday, November 12, 2008

MORE MOVIE TAG LINES… OF THE DAMNED!(?)

THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES: Not that Jerry Seinfeld Movie
QUANTUM OF SOLACE: We’d tell you what the movie’s about, but then we’d have to tell you.
CHICAGO: All the great music of Chicago with little to no Peter Cetera!
MILLION DOLLAR BABY: You’d think she was the richest baby ever, but she’s actually poor. Er, spoiler alert.
GET RICH OR DIE TRYING: The most dangerous how-to ever.
THE HOURS: The film that answers the age-old question, “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” Answer: all of them.
AMERICAN DREAMZ: The Z is for irony, I betcha.
IRON WILL: The chemists call it Fe Will!
DÉJÀ VU: Trust me, you haven’t seen this movie.
THE GOOD GERMAN: The shocking true story of the only good German in history!
CAPE FEAR: Superman and Batman don’t have it… Do you?
CINDERELLA MAN: It’s not gay, it’s boxing!

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