What a special surprising treat of a surprise I have for you! My rejected touch-ups for It's a Wonderful Life! A delectable doggy-bag of leftover dialogue, love them like their were your favorite kid!
Clarence: Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends. Unless they aren't cool friends. Then, you're pretty much a failure.
Zuzu: Look, Daddy, Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
George: They're teaching religion at your school? See, Mary, this is why I'm so opposed to public education. "Angel gets his wings..." what, are you taking special ed classes? Jesus.
George: What is it you want, Mary? You want the moon? I'll get you the moon. One of these days, bang zoom!
Mr. Potter: You once called me a warped, frustrated old man. Then I got my Glamour shots!
George: I'm shaking the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, Clive, Windsor Heights, Wells Fargo Arena, Jordan Creek Town Center, Buzzard Billy's.
Clarence: Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? I know Kevin Bacon knows what I'm talking about. Am I right?
Mary: Is this the ear you can't hear on? (Whispers) George Bailey, I'll love you til the day I die. And at that point, I'll stop loving you, and focus my affection on my true love- Nascar!
George: This is terrible! No one knows who I am.
Harvey: You think that's bad, try not being seen.
Mr. Potter: Why, the whole town knows you've been giving money to Violet Bick. And by money, I mean sweet, sweet lovin'. And by Violet Bick, I mean me. So, really, I'm telling you, in an extremely convoluted code, that the whole town knows of our affair. Well, that's Capraporn.
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