THE BOY WHO WAS IN A COMA FOR 8 YEARS, THE BONUS FEATURES!!!!!

DELETED SCENES
1: "If you won't drink this Pepsi, I will," his mom erupted, covering the hospital in molten lava.
"I'm not thirsty," the boy replied, drinking the Pepsi anyway.
2: "What size shoe do you wear," the salesman whispered, trying a different tactic in a desperate attempt at a sale.
"What?" the boy asked, his hearing affected by the fact that he hadn't listened to anyone in almost 8 years.
3: The boy was swimming toward the pirate ship, when suddenly an octopus appeared. Thinking quickly, he shoved a Walkman into the mouth of the octopus, who boogied his way back underwater.
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ALTERNATE ENDING: The boy never wakes up from his coma.