Greetings! We hope this little missive finds you someplace safe and warm, such as a cozy cottage by a fire, a great, big bear hug (from an actual bear!) or an oversize mug of one of our many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many sumptuous teas. We have such exciting news- 3 new exciting, yet sedating teas are being added to our extensive, extensive, extensive, extensive, extensive catalog! Our tea-sketeers have really outdone themselves and are all taking a well-deserved holiday in our neighboring Republic of Beanbag Chair. We cannot wait to share these new flavors with you, so we wont’! Here they are:
-SAPPHIRE STORMCLOUD: Capturing the essence of both precipitous weather and precious sapphire, this tea will bring all the deliciousness of an overcast day to your taste-bud’s subconscious.
-VANILLA ARMREST SURPRISE: Give your esophagus a liquid propping place, with a hint of vanilla, and another hint of vanilla, and more than a hint of vanilla, and a surprise! (Hint: not vanilla.)
-FRENCH KISS MINT TONGUE EXPLOSION: Imagine being kissed by a mint leaf. Now imagine that same mint leaf French (or open-mouth) kissing you. Now, imagine that exact same mint leaf’s tongue exploding mid-French kiss (the act, not the Meg Ryan film.) Now imagine this whole scenario as a tea. Give up? Quitter!
We hope you look forward to these new teas as much as we look forward to you purchasing them. Enjoy!
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