UBER-QUICK MEALS WITH BOBO, THE CUTEST CHEF IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

Hello all! It's Bobo, the Cutest Chef in the World, with another Uber-Quick Meal for all you on-the-go home-chefs. Today's recipe: Spaghetti a La Bobo! Here are the easy-to-find and fun-to-say ingredients!

1 C Happy-Half (half and half)

1T Ultra-unsexed Olive-O (extra-virgin olive oil)

2t Nacl (table salt)

2C Briccily-Broc (broccoli)

2 lbs Stick-Noodles (spaghetti noodles)

4 Romancing the Tommy-Toes (Roma tomatoes)

1 Squishy (squash)

Take the Tommys, juggle 'em around! It's fun-fun-fun and the resulting bruises add extra texture. Then choppify into mini-teeny-beany-baby cubelets. Toss in Olive-O, set aside. Now I sub in Call-Me-Flower (cauliflower) for Briccily-Broc, as Briccily-Broc gives me the Cleveland Browns (runs.) Regardless, choppity-chop these into flourettes and add to the Tommys, then happily add the Happy-Half to those! Put the whole Squishy into this mix, and stick the Stick-Noodles all around it, like a Tinkly-Tiddly-Twoo (???)! Snort the salt like WackyPowder (cocaine) and give your Squishy a name like Salmineominime or Fluffytard or Elias. Love him forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Order in pizza for dinner and pass out before it arrives. Above all, have fun!! And see? That was Uber-Quick! Don't thank me, thank me!