LESSER KNOWN ISOSCELES CREATIONS
Trapezoid
Semi-circle
Octagon
Diamond
Turtleneck sweater
Mechanical Pencil
Hovercar
Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Machine
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FROM THE DESK OF BRYAN ADAMS
Song Titles:
Fall of '72
Late Spring of '67
Between the Summer and Fall of '68
Sometime in '75
Circa 400 AD
Pokes Like a Fork
Flips Like a Spatula
Spheres Like a Melon Baller
Combines Like an Electric Stand Mixer
Mashes Like a Ricer
Directly From the Larynx
Via the Esophagus
Right From the Lung
Forthright From the Femur
Nonstop From the Appendix
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FAILED TOY CONCEPTS
My Morbidly Obese Pony
Extraordinarily-Difficult-Bake Oven
G.I. Bill
Connect One
Hungry Hungry Hypocrites
Chutes and Lepers
Barrel of Monks
Kvetch Armstrong
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