MOVIE TAG LINES... OF THE DAMNED!(?)

BACK TO THE FUTURE, PART II: First, Marty had to go back to the future (present) from the past. Now, he must get back to the past (present) from the present (future), then go back to the past (past) to fix the future (present)! Next up: The Old West.

DANGEROUS LIAISONS: You might not know what liaisons means, but dangerous? Now we're talking! Danger, that is.

DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES: But mostly wine.

THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT: Like there's any other kind! Come on, people!

WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT: Population: Laughter. Lots and lots and lots of laughter.

ANALYSE THIS: My dick! Analyse it! Anally!

HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE: You will believe a boy and a bunch of other kids and people are magic!

STROKER ACE: It looks like Burt Reynolds is in this. Enter at your own risk... His moustache, that is!

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES: No tomatoes will be fried green after the first fifteen minutes of this feature!

THE MEXICAN: Spoiler Alert! Brad Pitt is a Mexican, putting the Yum in Yumillegal immigrant.

THE GODFATHER: Not your average Ghost Dad.

THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3D: Based on a true story.