Lost? Unsure? Question marks finishing all your sentences? Please give these Pearls of Wisdom a try. The only thing you have to lose is your uncertainty and your car keys.
-A down pillow is just a duck with all the yummy parts removed.
-If you keep an elbow handy, you’ll never get a leg to stand on.
-Imagine a cat. You are the cat. You poop in a box. That is gross.
-If everyone pitches in, there will be no one to pitch out, aka catch.
-A person without ambition is like a horse with no legs. Neither can move forward, and both are eventually shot.
-There’s no I in team, nor is there a U. Let’s work by ourselves.
-The opposite of hate isn’t love, it’s cold. Or, wait. That’s the opposite of hot. I don’t know what the opposite of hate is. Love?
-Only through understanding can we come together, so quit trying other methods, you’re wasting our time.
-Who’s a good person? Who’s a good person? You are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are a good person! Yes-you-are!
-Blah blah blah blah blah happiness blah blah blah friendship blah.
-A smile is a frown turned upside down and a wink is your eye as an anus.
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