EL HIATUSO DU FALSIUS MUSTACHIUM

To My Five Loyal Followers,
I am humbled a little bit and appreciative of your following of me and my blog. Please tell your friends and family to follow also, especially if they have connections and/or are literary agents. It is not in any way an exaggeration to state that I have been updating with absolute and utter regularity since this blog's inception decades upon decades upon tens of years ago, and so I felt I should inform you all five that I will be taking a brief hiatus for about three (that's the number 3) weeks. Please do not worry about me, it's not all that probable that I've died or worse. Yet I also implore you to not forget me while I'm out of your lives or stop following my blog. Take the time to familiarize yourself with the archives, re-read your favorite posts over and over, ignore the accidentally repeated jokes, et (and Peter) cetera. I am worth so much of your time you should be paying me to do this instead of the other way around. Rest assured and for at least eight hours that I will be back in three (3) weeks to continue to provide for you hilarity, or my name ain't MJ Hansen, which is exactly who I am.
Thanks!