-A majestic stallion, stampeding purposefully along a picturesque beach, covered in blue flames.
-An American flag planted square in the center of a Martian skull.
-A naked lady giving a high-five to your junk.
-An elderly nun kissing the heads of starving children, but secretly giving them the finger.
-Two knights jousting, but only one has, like, this uzi and then BAM BAM BAM! Joust over, bitch!
-A surfer jumping out of a plane into a volcano, but skillfully sidestepping the volcano for the nearby island with the tropical drink and comfy chair.
-A mad scientist adding curse words to unsuspecting people's DNA.
-A bitter old man finding love for the first time in fifty years, and he goes to meet her on the bridge, and when he thinks he hears her voice, he turns around and it's this guy he cut off in traffic and the only thing he sees is the guy's fist before it connects with his face and then the guy he cut off in traffic marries the girl he was going to meet on this bridge out of spite.
That's what success looks like.
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