Friday, April 24, 2009

SUPER-QUICK MOVIE DIALOGUE III: ALSO ALSO THE NEWS

CINDY: Good evening, this is the News Evening. In tonight’s news, tragedy struck in Iraq. Also, people in the automobile industry lose their jobs. Also also, Spain has an earthquake. Ken?

KEN: Thank you, Cindy. Spain had an earthquake. Also, the Dow dropped two billion points. Also also, a car crash held up traffic. Also also also, a baby giraffe was born. Also also also also, the movie Punisher: War Zone. Cindy?

CINDY: The weather report. Also, rain. Also also, windy. Also also also, sunshine. Also also also also, weekend forecast.

KEN: Opinion! Also, angry! Also also, sadness. Also also also, racism. Also also also also, liberals! Also also also also also, summing up.

CINDY: The lighter side. Also, panda bears. Also also, babies of celebrities. Also also also, Muppet profanity. Also also also also, old people!

KEN: Sports. Also, baseball scores. Also also, highlights. Also also also, drugs. Also also also also, pithy commentary.

CINDY: Good night.

KEN: Also, tomorrow.

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