Monday, February 16, 2009

TWO LISTS, SOMEWHAT DATED, YOU’LL STILL BE ELATED

PROPOSED SEQUELS/SPIN-OFFS FOR SNAKES ON A PLANE

Drakes on a Plane: A sinister terrorist releases thousands of ducks smuggled onto a plane.

Snakes on a Plane 2: On the Wing: A rogue snake tears apart the wing of an airplane, and drives John Lithgow crazy in the process.

Snapes on a Plane: Passengers of Flight 693 are subjected to Alan Rickman clones, who sneer at them and give them poor marks in Potions.

Frakes on a Plane: Jonathan Frakes suffers a head injury while onboard a plane, and believes he is second in command, forcing the pilot to shave his head and refer to him as Number One.

Crepes on a Plane: A dissatisfied French passenger hijacks the food service tray and forces French cuisine on his fellow passengers.

House Party on a Plane: With Kid N Play!!!
SEQUELS TO BATMAN BEGINS
Batman Continues
Batman Takes a Smoke Break
Batman Begins Again
Batman Starts to Wrap Up
Batman Quits
Batman Defeats Truman

1 comment:

Schissel said...

"Aches on a Plane," in which all the passengers are forced, by terrorists, to sit in small cramped seats for several hours, and when they eventually land, they still have to sit still because the plane is still "maneuvering to the gate."