Wednesday, July 29, 2009

STILL EVEN MORE MOVIE TAGLINES OF THE DAMNED

WHAT WOMEN WANT: Extra-Sensory Perception! Also, Mel Gibson.

12 ANGRY MEN: Take 6 Irate Fellows, Combine With 6 Impressionable Fellows, Add Conflict, Stir. Serves 12… Anger.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS: Or Are They… Unusual? (NOTE: I haven’t seen this so I honestly don’t know.)

SOME LIKE IT HOT: And Some Sweat When the Heat Is On (Boom Bim! Boom Bim! Boom Bim Boh Bim! Bam!)

HOTEL RWANDA: There Will Be No Vacancy In Your Heart Once These Heartwarming Characters Check In.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN: But They Can Still Choose From Jazz, Popular, Lite Contemporary or Aggro- Metal.

HIGH NOON: More Like 4:20, Am I Right? Oh, Sorry.

DIAL M FOR MURDER: Enter A Strange, Dangerous World Where Nothing Is As It Seems, and Letters Replace Numbers On Your Telephone!

GOOD WILL HUNTING: This Summer, The Search For A Decent Secondhand Couch Is On!

POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE: Thrill As Bono Reads Of His Favorite Guitarist’s Trip To The Ozarks! It Will Have You On “The Edge” Of Your Seat!

1 comment:

Erin said...

I love No Country for Old Men and Good Will Hunting's taglines. Awesome.