DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE

(Song is performed very minimally, with rock beat from keyboard and regular stingers also from keyboard.)

Don’t Judge People!

Judging People Is Wrong!

And If You Judge People…

Take A Listen To This Song!

Judging People Is Lame!

And It’s All Sortsa Work!

So If You Get Good At It…

You’re A Supreme Court Jerk!

Take A Walk On Down The Street!

Check Out All The Homeless Guys!

They Were All Judges Of People…

And That’s Why They Sleep Outside!

What About Your Foreign Neighbor?

Why’s He Got That Crazy Name?

Well You Have Probably Guessed It…

Being Mr. Judgy Is To Blame!

No No No

Don’t Judge People!

Being Judgmental Is Wack!

If You Think Judging Is Awesome…

Then Hear Our Screamy Feedback!

Now I Know You Know Of Your Elders!

And You Know Of Their Smelly Smell!

It’s Cuz Of Centuries of Judging…

They’re Stuck In Stinky Odor Hell!

And All Those Tiny Baby Orphans!

With Heads A-Bald And Arms A-Pudgy!

Their Mamas Took One Look Right At ‘Em…

And Found Their Faces Too A-Judgy!

So No No No

Don’t Judge People!

That’s The Moral We Have Today!

But I Can Tell Just By Looking…

You’re Gonna Do It Anyway!

Don’t Do It! Don’t Do It! Don’t Do It! Don’t Do It!

Don’t Do It! Don’t Do It! You Did It! You Did It! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!