Friday, April 17, 2009

MATCH WITS WITH THE CSI-ERS!

“But I’m innocent, I swear it!” the burly man sobbed as he was drug away by the boys in blue.

“You’ll have plenty of time for swearing- in jail!” Gil exclaimed.

HOW DID GIL KNOW THE BURLY MAN WAS GUILTY?

A microfiber found in the baseboard of the crime scene was put through multiple tests and dusted for prints. The fiber was found to be of a very specific hypoallergenic material, and based on the fall ratio, determined to be from the left hand. After a thorough forensic examination of the suspect’s glove collection, a match was found for the left hand, and blood samples of the burly man found he was positive for the allergy in that selfsame hand. Case closed!

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“I don’t know how you could have ID’d me in the brutal glare of the Miami sun, but I did run over that man,” the blonde female lady admitted.

“I wear… sunglasses,” Horatio rasped, removing the sunglasses for the dramatic effect.

HOW WAS HORATIO REALLY ABLE TO ID THE BLOND FEMALE LADY?

The tread marks left by the murderer’s vehicle were photographed by a state-of-the-art camera, using a high-powered lens, and deconstructed painstakingly for any unusual patterns. It was discerned that not only was it a Chevy Nova, but that certain treads were less distinct, and trace elements of a very specific mineral were found both in the treads and at the scene of the crime, as well as in the clothing and skin of the runned-over guy. This very, very specific mineral was found only in certain parts of Miami, and happened to be in the driveway of the blond female lady, as well as the treads of her Chevy Nova. Nice work, detective!

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“I confess, I did it!” the gothic teenager cried.

“I knew it,” Mac muttered under his breath.

HOW DID MAC KNOW THAT THE GOTHIC TEENAGER HAD DONE IT?

He had just confessed but a second earlier. It was almost too easy!

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