Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dubya.
Dubya who?
George Dubya Bush, the President who stole the election.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly who?
Bill O'Reilly the arrogant asswipe.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Donald.
Donald who?
Donald Wildmon, going door to door to impose my religious beliefs on the country.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Saddam Hussein.
Saddam Hussein who?
Oh, I'm sorry, did I say Saddam Hussein. I meant Osama Bin Laden.
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Don't quit your day job.
You're better off working the morgue,
You'll get more laughs there.
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