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EVENTS NOT CHRONICLED IN THE NEW TESTAMENT: JESUS AT COLLEGE
1. Makes a pony keg last for the entire Homecoming weekend.
2. Brings roommate back from the dead after he O.D.'s on quaaludes
3. Befriends a hooker, gains a following of frat boys.
4. Dates Mandi Lee
5. Performs ridiculously difficult dive at the swim meet, which ends with him walking on the water.
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