Friday, August 7, 2009

LIST WEEK 3: DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY LIST! BUT NOT.

PHRASES THAT SOUND LIKE BUT ARE MOST ASSUREDLY NOT EUPHEMISMS

  1. Priming the Pump
  2. Smelting the Iron
  3. Spouting Spoonerisms
  4. Bumping the Lock
  5. Floraing the Fauna
  6. Oregoning the Trail
  7. Jumping the Shark
  8. Ruining Christmas
  9. Caulking the Shower
  10. Having Sexual Relations.

2 comments:

Erin said...

Ruining Christmas.

All it takes is a dad in a short robe.

Sarah said...

Hey there sweetie, you wanna come over & caulk my shower? ...ewwwwww!!!!!!