FROM THE DESK OF DAVE MATTHEWS
“Lift up your dress a little more/ Show off your reason for being to me.”
“Sneak up that skirt a little more/ I want to make sure you’re not a dude.”
“Pull down those jeans a little more/ Reveal your no-no special place to me.”
“Blow wind up that dress a little more/ I think your underwear is sheer.”
“Get out of that car a little more/ I just need one more photo.”
“Pull up that skirt a little more/ No, just a little bit more/ There.”
“Take off your pants a little more/ I would like to see your vagina.”
SHORT-LIVED CARTOON ANIMALS
Delicious Duck
Average Life-Span Mayfly
William Henry Harrison Hedgehog
Death Row Dog
Otto, James Dean’s Talking Car
Oopsies, The Mouse Who Flirts With Mobster’s Girlfriends
Cherry, The Girl Locked in the Fridge
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