THINGS YOUR SEAT CUSHION MAY BE USED AS
Flotation Device
Seat Cushion
Kicky Summer Hat
Hide N Seek Spot
Surrogate Father
Falsie
Bullet-proof Vest (once bullet-proof material is added)
OTHER WRIGHT BROTHERS ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Invented microwave popcorn.
Rode bikes everywhere without looking douchey.
Though they were brothers, they neither laughed, talked or walked alike. However, a hot dog did make Wilbur lose control.
Started the whole long-sleeve t-shirt under polo shirt thing.
Both had X-Ray vision, though Orville only had it in his left eye.
Defeated the evil flying feline hybrid The KittyHawk.
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