HOW I WOULD HAVE IMPROVED MY COMIC BOOK BIBLE
- Removed the excess vines and branches from the Adam & Eve section
- Made the animals in Noah’s Ark talk and sing and have cheery emblems on their stomachs.
- Drawn God to look like Burl Ives or Santa Claus or Baby Gramps.
- Add play-by-play to David and Goliath.
- Let Moses have a ginormous machine gun.
- An R. Crumb-style depiction of all the begetting at the beginning of the New Testament.
- Add a third woman to make Mary and Joseph a love triangle, and have Joseph constantly eating hamburgers.
- Have Jesus say, “Up, up and away!” when he is ascended into Heaven.
- Incorporate the X-Men in the Book of Revelations.
- Have ads for candy and mail-away novelty items interspersed throughout.
1 comment:
These things definitely would have spiced up the cartoon Bible I had as a kid.
Maybe it could have an "Other works you may enjoy" page at the end where you can send away for an illustrated Koran.
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